Hey all! Time for another countdown post, just another sign that we are that much closer to April 10th! Anyway, a countdown wouldn’t be a countdown without some focus on the relationships, am I right? So as the resident relationship expert (or the only girl) I bring you:
Top 8 Relationships That Could Have Been
(and would have made for excellent television!)
8. Pete and Liz: I’m throwing this one in for myself. Sure Pete is married and the two work out much better as friends, but as Pete points out in Baby Show, who knows Liz better? No one, that’s who! And we must admit one of the more adorable moments of 30 Rock history is at the end of The C-Word when Pete picks Liz up after her Sugarbaker Woman Speech. Aww!
7. Kenneth and Cerie: The resident adorable goof-ball and the scantily clad receptionist? Sounds brilliant! Not only would it boost Kenneth’s self esteem, but it would make all the other guys on staff completely jealous! And apparently there is still hope for this blossoming duo. We still haven’t met Aris and Cerie seems to adore Kenneth. Keep your fingers crossed.
6. Liz and Gretchen: Who didn’t love the pairing of the Plastics Babe and the owner of the Bi-Curious shoes. We could watch them go to IKEA and they would have each other in case the other needed the Heimlich. But on the other hand, Jack would have made a successful pairing…decisions, decisions…
5. Jack and Johnathan: Speaking of Jack, how wonderful would it be if he finally returned just some of the affection that Johnathan shows for him. Johnathan would be so happy, and for me, that’s enough for the pairing to work!
4. Liz and Grizz: We have seen a number of times the secret crush that Grizz has for Liz. He wanted to be her sperm donor and then (during the craziness of Kenneth’s house party) indulged in a bit of a make out session with Ms. Lemon. Plus, I already have their Celebrity Couple Name picked out: Lizzzz!
3. Jenna and David Blaine: Not to be cliché, but there had to be some magic in that relationship for the two to be engaged! Ok…that was really cliché. But who could resist the romance between the two. And seeing our Jenna all settled down would be priceless.
2. Kenneth and Devon: Now if any of you have caught on, I have a super big crush on Devon Banks. Yes he’s gay, and he did try to kill Jack once, but goodness I find him delicious. And I’m sure if Kenneth gave him a chance, he would see him as the wonderfully ambitious man he is. Also, if they were “together”, Will Arnett would be around a lot more. Basically this pairing is all for personal benefit! I can’t be the only one right? Right?!
And the number one relationship that could have been is…
1. Frank and Jamie: What could be better than two straight men, complete opposites of each other, become gay for each other? It would be Will and Grace meets The Odd Couple. And if that doesn’t sound like a wonderful couple and even better television, then I don’t know what does.
So there we go! Hope you enjoyed the latest installment of our Countdown Posts! Now remember, if you have something we missed, or you think you could rank ‘em better, let us know! Any conversation will make the time until April 10th go faster!