Cerie
Name: Cerie
Portrayed By: Katrina Bowden
Occupation: Writers’ Assistant
Family: Mother and Four Cousins from
Likes: As a young and attractive girl, Cerie enjoys dressing provocatively and lounging around the writer’s room as an object of lust for the male writers and staff members. She sometimes enjoys her job and actually follows the directions that are given to her. Mostly it’s the lounging around and looking sexy thing…
Dislikes: Trying to plan a wedding is difficult, especially when you disagree with the Greek Orthodox Church’s stance on
Personal Life: The ultimate goal in life for this beauty is to marry young and design handbags. She is getting there with her engagement to Aris, who she knew for a month and a week when he proposed. I hope he drinks Snapple, since Cerie would never dare date someone who does not drink Snapple. They both agree that they want to have kids while it is still cool; so Cerie can be a hot young mom. Baby names won’t be an issue, she already has them planned. Bookcase and Sandstorm for a girl and Hat for a boy. How cute!
Quotes:
“I only date guys who drink Snapple.”
–Episode 1.05 Jack-tor
“Cerie: You can have a career at anytime. But you only have a short period where you can be a young hot mom. If you wait to long you could be like…50 at your kid’s graduation.
Liz: 50’s not that old, Cerie.
Cerie: I’m sorry, are you 50 now?”
–Episode 1.09 The Baby Show
“Cerie: I’d marry Toofer, cause he’s classy. I’d kill Lutz, sorry Lutz.
Lutz: The thought that you would do anything to me is awesome.
Cerie: And I’d boff Kenneth.
Josh: What?!”
–Episode 1.13 Up All Night
“Did he just talk to me like I was an ugly person?”
–Episode 2.05 Greenzo