Name: Dr. Leo Spaceman
Portrayed By: Chris Parnell

Occupation: Medical doctor/Pretty good dentist/Author

Likes: As a doctor, Dr. Spaceman loves to give out advice and multicolored pills from Peru. He never turns down a chance to endorse a product, especially if it gives someone more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight, don’t-cha know! Research is something else he enjoys doing, even if the bread lobbyists keep shutting his research down! He will prevail! And apparently Leo is an expert in the area of human sexuality. He is the author of “You’re Doing It Wrong”, a book that guarantees male orgasm. He must enjoy it if he can write a book on it, am I right?

Dislikes: It is most likely implied that Dr. Spaceman is not a fan of scuba diving, since he is now unable to produce a child from an accident he had.

Quick Facts:

-Leo is the most unethical character on the show
-Received his medical degree from the Ho Chi Minh School of Medicine
-He is listed in the Writers Guild health manual under fertility, meth addiction and child psychiatry.
-He has killed at least one dog…

Quotes:

“I was afraid this might happen. You know, he’s on so many different neuroleptics and tricyclics that there’s no telling how they’ll mix. But, what can you do? Medicine’s not a science.”
–Episode 1.07 Tracy Does Conan

“[smoking, looking at X-rays] Dammit, where are my car keys.”
–Episode 1.10 The Rural Juror

“Tracy: Dr. Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will it tell me what diseases I might get or help me to remember my ATM pin code?
Dr. Spaceman: Absolutely, science is whatever we want it to be.”
–Episode 1.18 Fireworks

“What? This? No no. I was at a costume party earlier this evening. And the hostesses dog attacked me. So I had to stab it.”
–Episode 1.21 Hiatus

“Also, I suspect he may have scurvy, because he keeps asking for Lemon.”
–Episode 1.21 Hiatus

“They’ve got pretzels downstairs!”
–Episode 1.21 Hiatus