Name: Frank Rossitano
Portrayed By: Judah Friedlander
Occupation: Staff Writer for TGS
Family: Racist Grandfather, Mother whom he lives with.

Likes: Frank was the only person when Liz announced that Tracy Jordan was joining the show who was excited for the arrival of the star. He enjoys Tracy’s movies and music video and is seemingly the only one. Also, he and James “Toofer” Spurlock really take pleasure in playing pranks on TGS female lead, Jenna Maroney. Internet videos (especially the one of a monkey smelling its butt) also tickle his fancy.

Dislikes: According to Frank, he always chooses Jenna to kill in the “Marry-Boff-Kill” game because she has never done a genuine thing in his presence. Although they made up after Jenna “pooted”, it was never specified if he is fonder of her now than before.

Personal Life: At first glance, Frank seems like a childish and lazy ragamuffin. But he is very quick witted and has an awesome sense for vintage style. His array of trucker hats and oversized glasses make him appear lackadaisical, but he is the most prominently featured writer with the most ideas for the show. All in all, Frank remains an enigma. Although we do know that in his romantic life, Frank would like his woman to look like she’s in an “adult film”.

List of Frank’s Trucker Hats:

*In No Particular Order*
-Ninja Expert
-Done Deal
-Extra Sausage
-Joystick Master
-Double Cheese
-Arcade Champ
-Bigfoot Expert
-Hand Held
-Over Easy
-ESP Tutor
-Kung Fu Beech
-RODS
-Karate Sluts
-Beef ‘N Bean
-Smells
-Extra Cheese
-1,000,000 Points
-UFO Cop
-Squeeze It
-Cool As Ice
-Time Travel Agent
-Liz Rocks
-Mash Potatoes
-Beef Ravioli
-Atomic Super Kick
-Mystery Solver
-Bahama Trapezoid
-Alabama Legsweep
-Force Field
-Alien Knight Force

Favorite Quotes:

“Yeah my friend in accounting, Lando Calorissian, he says Jack’s probably going to have to fire an actor.”
–Episode 1.05 Jack-tor

“Jenna: Maybe I’ll start to get some respect around here.
Frank: [walks in] What’s up flabby but? You look weird today?”
–Episode 1.10 Rural Juror

“Frank: What about me? I just took a bunch of Cialis ‘cause I have big Valentines plans tonight.
Liz: With who?
Frank: What? Nobody.”
–Episode 1.13 Up All Night

“So if you ever need someone to come over and videotape you guys doin’ it or whatever. I can make room in my schedule.”
–Episode 1.19 Corporate Crush