Name: Jenna Maroney (Rhymes with Bologna)

Portrayed By: Jane Krakowski

Occupation: Actress/International Pop Star

Family: Parents-Werner and Verna Maroney

Sister-Name Unknown

Likes: Seemingly fitting into the “dumb blonde” category does not stop Jenna from using her favorite attribute: her sexuality. No matter the occasion, whether it is to protect her job or to sneak into the event of the decade, she has absolutely no qualms about showing a little skin…or eating straight non-dairy creamer…

Dislikes-Nemesis, Tracy Jordan, is the cause of most of her strife. He once got her bumped from the Conan O’Brien show, which caused unnecessary tension amongst the cast and crew of TGS. Some people (Liz) refer to her as paranoid, which seems to get under her skin.

Personal Life: A frequent lie about her age leads us to believe there is a mysterious side to Jenna’s personal life. As far as we know, she was once engaged to magician David Blaine and may or may not have been “intimate” with Kenneth the Page. She always says that Liz is running out of time to have a happy love life, yet we hardly see any of hers, besides her school girl crush on Jack. Also, she is not known to be the best secret keeper, as she spilled the beans about Liz being baby crazy and looking for sperm donors. Although I would love to see a Liz/Grizz baby…

Filmography:
-A Mouseketeer for The Mickey Mouse Club
-ShopRite Supermarkets Spokeswoman
-Participated in a “Gangster Rap” contest
-Arliss for which she won a CableAce Award
-Law and Order: SVU playing a “Lady Rapist”
-The Jenna Chronicles: A One Woman Show
-Con Air: The Musical
-Mystic Pizza: The Musical
-TGS with Tracy Jordan
-The Rural Juror (Constance Justice)

Quick Facts:
-Studied Voice at Northwestern
-Has a hit Pop song, Muffin Top (#1 in Israel, #4 in Belgium)
-Her favorite book is the Quran
-She follows the Kabbalah faith
-She owns a vacation property in Clearwater, Florida.
-She dyes her hair

Favorite Quotes:
“You mean this eye? Ok. This eye, it doesn’t open all the way because when I was little, my sister peed in it!”
–Episode 1.01 Pilot

Lyrics for Muffin Top
“Everyone knows that the most delicious part of the muffin, is the top. My muffin top is all that, whole gain low fat. You know you want a piece of that. But I just came to dance. Ch-checkin out my sweet hips, my sugar coated berry lips, I know you want to get with this, but I’m just here to dance. So Baaaack up off of me. You’re weiiiiiirding my out. (AH AH AH) I’m an independent lady. So do not try to play me. I run a tidy bakery. The boys all want my cake for free.”
–Episode 1.05 Jack-tor

“First, I was great in That Arliss. Second of all, if the President is so serious on the War on Terror, why doesn’t he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It’s time for a change, America, that’s why I’m voting for Osama in 2008. Oh? No comeback? Ya Burnt!”
–Episode 1.15 Hardball

“Yeah, we’re all models west of the Allegheny.”
–Episode 1.20 Cleveland