Josh Girard
Name: Josh Girard
Portrayed By: Lonny Ross
Occupation: Actor/Impressionist
Likes: Josh is a pretty easy going guy who spends his days goofing off in the writer’s room and dedicating his time to playing “Marry-Boff-Kill” and staring at a scantily clad Cerie. NBC Store chicken noodle soup has been known to cheer him up after a cold or the flu.
Dislikes: Since Frank blatantly states that Josh “really sucks” at Marco-Polo, one can only assume that Josh is not or ever has been a very athletic person. Really, who likes getting things thrown at them with a paper bag on their head?
Personal Life: Josh was the male lead of TGS before
Quick Facts:
-Josh acts as the impressionist for the show, portraying the following: Ray Romano, Michael Jackson, Stone Philips, Jay Leno, Tracy Jordan and Jack Donaghy.
-Also plays the characters Dr. Ridiculous and Gaybraham Lincoln.
-His parents raised him as a girl for the first 10 years of his life.
-Received a 760 on his SAT
-Graduated from SUNY
-Jewish
Quotes:
“Toofer: [Reads title] The Rural Juror?
Josh: That’s disappointing. I had to let Tony watch pee to get that tape.”
–Episode 1.10 Rural Juror
“Liz: Now say 5 ways I’m better than you.
Josh: You’re smarter than me.
Liz: 1!
Josh: You beat me in arm wresting!
Liz: 2!
Josh: You read the paper.
Liz: Yeah suck it I do read the paper!”
–Episode 1.15 Hardball
“Is there a limit to how much we can give? I hope not.”
–Episode 1.17 The Fighting Irish
December 13th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Hey, is Josh ever going to come back to the show?… not that I miss him that much but he just vanished this 3rd season
December 19th, 2008 at 12:40 am
We (that’s right, Dr. Spaceman has TWO brains…) are SO glad Josh is gone! We had hoped in Season One when Liz and Jack negotiated his contract with that sick, abreve-obsessed lawyer that he would never “penetray” TGS again, but, alas, life is not all Kenneth believes it is. Anyway, now that he’s gone maybe Rachel Dratch aka the Cat Lady aka the Ferret Lady aka the Mediator aka the Lady Doctor aka Barbara Walters (YES!!!) can have a permanent spot on the show. Oh and also maybe it will leave some cash money left to bring Kathy G. on as a full-time character as well….