Kenneth Parcell

Kenneth ParcellName: Kenneth Ellen Parcell
Portrayed By: Jack McBrayer
Occupation: NBC Page
Family: Parents: Father and Mother, later Mother’s “friend” Ron.
Cousin: Jesse

Likes: Kenneth’s two loves in life are Television and the National Broadcasting Company. He will do anything and everything for those two entities, which sometimes leads him to demeaning work. But this work does not deter our Kenneth. He loves television so much that he spends a lot of his time inventing new shows. Those include but are not limited to: Gold Case, Art School, and Ice Cream Cohen.

Dislikes: One of the only things viewers have witnessed that Kenneth dislikes is damage to his beloved Page Jacket. Also, Kenneth is not very fond of his mother’s “friend” Ron. Other than that, nothing much bothers darling Kenneth.

Personal Life: Kenneth grew up in Stone Mountain, Georgia. His father was a pig farmer, but mysteriously left the family in the hands of Ron. Since his graduation from Kentucky Mountain Bible College, Kenneth has become head of the NBC Pages through a negotiation for short lived Gold Case. He often says that his mother is his best friend, and he also gathers attention from many other women, even if accidentally. There is a “will-they-won’t-they” tension between him and Cerie, the scantily clad receptionist for TGS. He has also had a romantic encounter with Grace Park, another soft spoken Page. The most controversial relationship he has had may not have even happened at all. It is insinuated that Kenneth may have slept with TGS’s female lead, Jenna Maroney. In his words, “She was the wrong kind of crazy. I guess we will have to get married now”. This cryptic run in with the blonde bombshell happened while Kenneth was trying to keep the newly overweight star fat after her appetite dramatically decreased. He tried using insults to drive her to a stress eating situation. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending how you look at it, Jenna was turned on instead of depressed. The rest is all skeptical.

Quick Facts:
-Kenneth one day aspires to make hit films with colleague Zach Braff.
-He can knit bikinis!
-He is an extremely gifted poker player.
-He studied Television Theory at Kentucky Mountain Bible College.
-He is a Christian. Specifically a member of The Eighth Day Resurrected Covenant of the Holy Trinity.

Favorite Quotes:
Kenneth: I love how the light catches it like diamonds.
Liz: Kenneth, it is diamonds.”
–Episode 1.03 Blind Date

“Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful”.
–Episode 1.07 Tracy Does Conan

Kenneth: I picked up your lunch from Silvia’s. Extra cornbread cause I know you like it.
Tracy: Like it? I love it! I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
[Grizz and Dot Com laugh]
Kenneth: Pregnant cornbread…”
–Episode 1.15 Hard Ball

7 Responses to “Kenneth Parcell”

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    Dr. Spaceman Says:

    The most delicious aspect of Kenneth’s personality was left out of this bio. Even a lover of the architecture of the female body like me wants to have Kenneth. I would give him a physical examination any time. And so would almost EVERY character on the show! And so would Mariah Carey! Why is this? Kenneth’s supple cheeks (the ones on his face) and his supple nether-cheeks (the ones not on his face) make him such a ripe, succulent forbidden fruit that he leaks pheremonal peach juice out of every orifice of his body (he is from Georgia, the peach state, after all!). I dream of Kenneth like Liz dreams of Oprah (sexually, if you didn’t catch on). Or mac and cheese. Or Sabor de Soledad. Or Jack (You know it’s true. Just admit it to yourselves).

    Kenneth Ellen Parcel is truly the other white meat. Mmmmmm. I wish I could order that at my local Applebees.

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    Olivia Says:

    Kenneth also dislikes hot beverages (the devil’s temperature). And voting (it’s a sin to choose).

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    Coco Says:

    Kenneth/Jack is no doubt the most adorable man on a currently running TV program. I have the biggest crush on him. Just…OMG. He’s lickable.

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    April Says:

    He IS ridiculously cute. Even straight males say he’s adorable.

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    Lemler Says:

    Don’t forget Clay Aiken is also his cousin! (season 3 finale) :)

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    jdneochi Says:

    Completely missed the fact that Kenneth’s age is unknown. In some cases it is hinted that he is a lot older than he looks. IE: when Tracy and Jenna kill his pet bird he replies that he’s had the bird for more than 60 years…

    Or how when jenna is pretending to be young, she can’t hear Frank’s ringtone that only young people can hear (cerie can hear it). But when he switches it to the ringtone that only people over 40 can hear, Jenna hears it (and kenneth is driven mad in the background by the noise.)

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    Ryan Says:

    I love the mystery surrounding Kenneth’s age. When he sees the fake obituary for Tracy and screams at Jacob for taking him away before his time.

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