Name: J.D. Lutz
Portrayed By: John Lutz
Occupation: Staff writer for TGS

Likes: A fan of buffets, Lutz enjoys snacking and sweets. He enjoys his job at TGS and apparently finds hobos extremely funny. Strangely enough, he enjoys being yelled at during sex…too much information, Lutz…too much…

Dislikes: As mentioned in episode 1.14 “C-word”, he hates Alaska, his home state. And seemingly most of the time, he really isn’t fond of Liz.

Quotes:
“Lutz: Hey what about my Dancing with the Hobos Sketch?
Liz: I didn’t like it two weeks ago when it was Americas Next Top Hobo. Or two months ago when it was Hobo Eye for the Straight Guy.
Lutz: Deal or no Hobo?”
–Episode 1.14 The C-Word

“Liz: I want to say something to all of you. I am the boss here. And sometimes that’s going to make me unpopular. But the point is, I know what you called me Lutz.
Lutz: Oh I’m sorry I said that. Please don’t make me move back to Alaska, Liz. I hate it there.”
–Episode 1.14 The C-Word

“Frank: That horse ate your wig.
Tracy: Well stand guard by his rump and await it in his droppings.
Lutz: Or we could probably just go get a new wig.
Tracy: I like you young man; you shall run my university.”
–Episode 1.19 Corporate Crush