(The better, funnier parts were written by Shark Eyes.)

Here we go with another countdown post! We’re getting so close! 15 Days!

Shark Eyes and I were just discussing the lack of Pete love out there so we decided to collaborate on this one. We decided to focus on Pete cause he’s pretty awesome and doesn’t get nearly the recognition he deserves. So here it is:

Top 6 Pete Moments! (Also called the “Pete Post”!)

#6. Pete and His Metaphors - As a metaphor for love, Pete nails the crappy side of love (that we all experience pretty much daily) by comparing it to a stinky onion. I hear ya buddy. Boy do I hear ya…

#5. Pete and Cerie’s clothes - “That was a jacket!” Every guy at TGS appreciates how Cerie dresses. Especially Pete, look how bald he is, look at his life! I (Matt) have to agree with Pete here. There’s no reason to cover Cerie up. Not while she’s looking for her shoes or just reaching for script. Don’t take that away, Liz, you jerk with your big stupid face!

#4. Pete and His Fedora - Fedora: A sexy Justin Timberlake hat really adds a swagger to any guy’s step. Add that to a leather jacket and Eau De Midlife Crisis, and we have one happy and peppy Pete. Just add a Pop Tart and a sweater handcuff and you’ve got a spectacular comedic gold! And a priceless Pete moment!

#3. Pete and His Elmo Impression - Not only is Pete a great producer, but he is also a talented voice artist. If Elmo ever calls in sick, Pete could fill in flawlessly. Or start a potty training hotline.

#2. Pete and His Head Writer - As stated in The Baby Show, who knows Liz better than Pete? That is why the moment at the end of The C-Word is one of the sweetest in 30 Rock history. Pete comes to the rescue as the knight in shining armor and sweeps Liz of her feet away from the drama. Seriously, how cute is that?

#1. Pete and His Charisma - We do love bald Pete. We do. But there’s something about Pete wearing his charisma that’s just hilarious. Is it because Past Pete came to kill Future Pete? Or his commanding “Let Him Though!” Perhaps we will never know. But we do know Everyone looks good in a Sheinhardt.

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