Countdown Post – #7
March 21, 2008
Hey look! They let me post again! And its a countdown post! About Dr. Spaceman! Ok, enough with the choppy sentences, lets do this thing! Top 7 Reasons Why Dr. Spaceman Should Have His Medical License From The Ho Chi Minh School of Medicine Revoked 7. Breaking Doctor/Patient Confidentiality: When telling Tracy the results of his paternity test, Dr. Spaceman makes sure that the news stays just between the four of them, even though it’s neither Toofer’s nor Frank’s business. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that whole Hippocratic Oath thing is against that. 6. Cares More About Pretzels Than Some Patients: When it seems like Jack is flat lining after his heat attack, Dr. Spaceman runs in and informs the room of the pretzel situation downstairs, instead of checking up on his patient who, for all Spaceman knows, is dying (or dead). 5. Refers To Pills Just By Color: For some reason, I doubt that “Purples” are the medical name. Also, the fact that he offers them to just about anyone probably isn’t the best idea either. 4. Time Management Issues: Actually, I only have one example for this, but thats the title we came up with. Even though it is semi-doctor related, researching the ill-effects of bread is not the best use of Dr. Spaceman’s time. 3. Animal Cruelty: HE STABBED A DOG! 2. Prescribes Crystal Meth: When concerned about her weight, Jenna goes to visit Dr. Spaceman, who suggests meth as a weight reduction aid. Even though she turns it down (tooth retention too important), we here at the PCB staff still think this is one of the worst ideas ever! 1. His License Is From The Ho Chi Minh School Of Medicine: Let me repeat that….his license is from The Ho Chi Minh School of Medicine!!! Well, I think that pretty much does it! Even though he is incompetent, he still is very inspiring, because remember kids, science is whatever we want it to be. P.S- A look into the PCB Staff’s Lives- Currently, we are all in my basement playing The Lion King on the Sega Genesis! Yes, that is how cool we are. Posted in Chris Parnell, Countdown |
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Dr. Leo Spaceman is one of my favorite characters ever! His book, Your Doing it Wrong! or “Medically speaking, people want food, but don’t need it.” Hopefully we’ll see him again. If they can get Dennis and Floyd and Devon, they’d better get Leo.
Only 18 days now!
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Midnight Train, since Liz is apparently (btw, the next bit is aspoiler so ignore it if you don’t wanna know)
having a pregnancy scare, then maybe Dr. Spaceman will be her doctor in season 3, if she actually is pregnant.
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Jamie you are a genius; that’s perfect. Dr. Spaceman would make a great OBGYN! We already know he’s listed under Meth Addiction and Child Psychology why not childbirth?
March 24th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
So I guess I shouldn’t take the Ho Chi Min School of Medicine into consideration for my future? Blerg …
I loved when he asked Jenna, “how important is teeth retention to you?”
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