Favorite Scenes for Mark Twain Award

August 15, 2010

As previously  reported this year Tina is relieving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor at the Kennedy Center.

One of the exec producers for the show contacted me and asked if PCBers would put together a list of their favorite 30 Rock scenes, including episode title and start time if possible.  (Though Tina is receiving the award, favorite scenes can come from any actor/guest actor.)

I figured we could do that easily for them.  Leave a comment with a few of your favorite scenes or lines w/ the episode title if possible.  If you can’t find the time in the episode I’ll try to look them up for you.



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26 Responses to “Favorite Scenes for Mark Twain Award”

  1. 1
    Matt Says:

    I’ll start with a couple:

    Liz eats her Sandwich – Sandwich Day – Time TBD

    Tracy’s therapy session – Rosemary’s Baby – Time TBD

    Liz fights with Bianca – Black Tie – Time TBD

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    Rodrigo Says:

    Jack grilling Jenna about her age.

    Liz filming the opening credits of Dealbreakers

    Liz and her drug induced boyfriends (Bon Jovi!)

    Liz fighting with her family during the christmas episode.

    Tracy playing the actual race card.

    Liz walking down the hall with her sexy wardrobe chosen by Cerie.

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    Arsenio Billingham (Lisa) Says:

    Ahhh, this is so awesome! Thanks so much for doing this! I have a ton of favorite moments so naturally this is my time to totally blank out, but here are a few that I think would go over well for this ceremony:

    During Dealbreakers Talk Show, when she’s doing the camera test/intro and Pete tells her to wave, and her wave is really goofy/unnatural, and Pete yells, “Like a person! Wave like a person!”

    During “Retreat to Move Forward” when Liz attempts to leave Jack’s hotel room and can’t open the door, and he barks “like a waitress,” at which point she corrects herself and leaves. Also, “robot penis!”

    During “Seinfeldvision” when she says she’s doing things in her own order (I can’t remember her exact lines), and she ends with “and then I’m gonna die, and then I’m gonna meet a super cute guy in heaven.” Also, when she and Jerry are talking and, while she has a meltdown, it sounds like she’s imitating him.

    In “Believe in the Stars” when Oprah says, “and what suffers…?” and Liz says “your bowel movements”–”your personal life, yes.”

    Ahhh, there are so many more–and probably better–suggestions, but those are mine for now! Thanks again!

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    Johnny Mac Says:

    Pheobe “meeting” Liz

    Tracy Jordan Meat Machine

    Jefferson Trailer

    Liz telling Floyd everything that’s wrong with her.

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    Arsenio Billingham (Lisa) Says:

    Also, some scenes in Jackie Jormp-Jomp: Jane singing “Synomym’s just another word for…the word you wanna use,” or Jack telling Jenna he wants to Tupac her, she’s gotta pee first, etc.

    Ok, I gotta stop.

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    Brooke Says:

    Liz eating the sandwich – Sandwich Day

    Liz showing the studio to the woman from the adoption agency – Do Over

    Liz drunk dialing the apartment board – Episode #210

    When Liz freaked out at her staff – The “C” Word

    Kenneth’s obstacle course when he’s delivering his application to go to the olympics – Cooter

    those are my favorites.

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    Margaret Says:

    sorry, i have a bunch of favorite moments. i’ll probably post some more later.

    “It’s after 6:00. What am? A farmer?” – Tracy Does Conan (15:55)

    Tracy pitching the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine to Jack- The Rural Juror (5:51)

    Tracy’s Maury/Thomas Jefferson Dream – Fireworks (14:46)

    Fireworks disaster – Fireworks (24:47)

    Jack/Liz Hospital Scene – Hiatus (13:32)

    Tracy’s Party – Greenzo (15:49)

    Liz trying to deal w/ Jenna and her entourage – Secrets and Lies (13:44)

    Liz’s drunk phone call montage – Episode 2.10 (12:59)

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    cimdyyy Says:

    OMG it’s great !!!

    So …

    Liz crying on the plane – Reunion

    Where is my mac and cheese and Liz eating the sandwich – Sandwich Day

    Liz dancing for Dr. Spaceman – Flu Shot

    Liz and her mustach – Black light attack

    Liz singing and reading the bible at Floyd’s wedding – I do do

    Liz and Dotcom – Sun tea

    I’m bijou – Appolo, Appolo

    Liz crying because her show – Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

    Liz showing the studio to the woman from the adoption agency – Do Over

    Liz talking to Oprah on the plane – Believe in the Stars

    Everybody dance now ! Liz Lemon dancing – Retreat to move forward

    And every scenes of Black Tie !

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    Andrea Says:

    For now here are a couple of scenes off the top of my head:
    Any time Liz is dancing: Pilot- Liz dancing with the strippers. I’m not sure if this scene is on Jack the Writer, but Liz dancing with Frank in the writers room. Black Tie- Liz trying to convice Jack to dance with her. Flu Shot- Liz dancing for a flu shot. Retreat to Move Forward- Liz ripping her shirt open on stage and dancing. Deal Breakers Talk Show- Liz dancing in the opening of Deal Breakers.

    The Aftermath- The writers throwing food/objects at Liz.

    Up All Night- Liz telling the person on the phone, “Oh I found the card, they’re from your mom. Tell your gay mom I said thanks”.

    Episode 210- Liz singing, “I’ve got to go…”

    Sandwhich Day- Liz flipping over the writer’s table, “Where’s my Mac and Cheese”.

    Reunion- Liz in the plane confessing her secrets, “Sometimes I pee in the shower if I’m really tired…”

    St. Valentines Day- Liz on the toilet.

    Larry King- Liz explaining to Jack about the “Adult” picture on her phone.

    The Bubble- Liz: “The lady will have two tickets to the gun show”

    The Natural Order- Liz grossed out at the strip club when the stripper touches Liz.

    Season 4- Liz singing “Cheesy Blasters”

    I haven’t seen all of season 4 enough times to remember specific parts.

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    megane Says:

    Klaus and Greta, S4-liz and james franco talking with the body pillow
    Black Tie, S1-liz dancing in red dress, beat up by bianca
    Episode 210, S2-liz breaking down over a series of voicemails
    Black Light Attack, S4-liz and jack revealing liz’s glowing body paint
    The Head and The Hair, S1-liz and “the hair” discussing they are related
    Cleveland, S1-liz and floyd singing the song about cleveland
    Kidney Now, S3-performers singing about milton’s kidney
    Believe in the stars, S3-liz talking to “oprah”
    Stone Mountain, S4-pumpkin the puppet insulting liz

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    Alison Says:

    Hmmm

    Robot Penis-Retreat to move forward
    Liz Everybody Dance Now- Retreat to move forward
    What liz wants- lee marvin vs derek jetter
    Liz sleep eating- Verna
    Evil Liz- Dealbreakers talk show

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    Margaret Says:

    here’s some more…

    Jack’s commercial outtakes video – Jack-tor (10:30)

    Final scene: Liz receives award – Reunion (18:18)

    Colleen confronts Jack – Christmas Special (14:31)

    Dr. Spaceman talking to Tracy about diabetes – Retreat to Move Forward (3.32)

    Jack saying the “Lord’s Prayer” to Jonathan on the phone- St. Valentine’s Day (6:45)

    Dr. Spaceman crashes the show/Tracy Jordan commercial (16:56)

    Tracy trying to find a friend outside 30 Rock – Season 4 (10:51)

    Liz and Jenna meet with James Franco – Klaus and Greta (4:01)

    “… cuz a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.” – Khonani (5:17)

    Liz reads Grizz’s letter – Argus (13:41)

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    darth scranton Says:

    Rosemary’s Baby- Carrie Fisher: “Hep Me Liz Lemon, you’re my only hope!”

    Reunion- Liz: “I want to go to there…”

    Episode 210- Liz: “What about your huge doo-doo?” (self-high five)

    Episode 210- Liz singing: “And I’m here…to remind you…”

    I’ll probably think of more, but these are some of my favorites…

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    Tommy Says:

    Lee Marvin vs Derek Jeter: Liz’s speech about what she’s looking for in a man as she gets pelted by dodgeballs

    Retreat to Move Forward: Liz storms out of Jack’s hotel room “Like a waitress!”

    St. Valentine’s Day: Jack says his version of a prayer to Jonathan on the phone

    Black Tie: The final scene between Jack and Liz

    Rosemary’s Baby: Jack and Tracy therapy scene

    The Problem Solvers: Jack and Liz go to dinner

    Larry King: Jack asks for Liz’s advice about Elisa (“Do not leave a brother hanging!”)

    Episode 210: Liz gets drunk and calls the board of the apartment building she wants to live in

    Episode 210: The cast sings “Midnight Train to Georgia”

    Pilot: Liz throws a water bottle at Jack’s head

    Retreat to Move Forward: “Robot penis!”

    Fireworks: Kenneth goes to Devon’s hotel room

    Do Over: Jack and Liz pretend to be in a soap opera

    The Break Up: Dennis’ speech to Liz

    Jack Gets in the Game: Warewold Bartmitzvah

    Greenzo: Clips of Kenneths part

    Fireworks: Liz tells Floyd all the weird things about her

    I Do Do: Kenneth’s sweet drunk speech

    Retreat to Move Forward: Liz dancing

    Senor Macho Solo: Jenna goes into Jack’s office as Janis Joplin

    Apollo Apollo: Kenneth sees the world as muppets

    Apollo Apollo: Tracey prepares to leave for space

    Up All Night: Liz calls about the flowers she recieves (“Tell your gay mom I said thanks!”)

    Reunion: Liz on the plane tells some of her secrets

    Hardball: “Do the worm!”

    Believe in the Stars: Jenna and Tracey…switch places?

    Subway Hero: “Were like Ross and Rachel except not gay”

    Winter Madness: Pete and Liz’s presentation to Jack

    …&pretty much any flashback of young Liz

    & I’m sorry I have so many!

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    by the hammer of thor Says:

    i’m pretty sure every moment when liz lemon graces our screens is an amazing one but heres a few that i enjoy

    liz getting food thrown at her – the aftermath

    liz explaining her wedding dress purchase to the writers – seinfeldvision

    bijou – apollo, apollo

    liz and her new friends trying to figure out what day it is – jackie jormp-jomp

    jack explaining to liz why theres a waffle in her dvd player – future husband

    there aint no party like a liz lemon party cause a liz lemon party is mandatory’ – khonani

    liz stalling for jack at floyds wedding – i do, i do

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    Rotem Says:

    Flu Shot- “If you want the shot…you’re gonna have to dance for it”
    Apollo Apollo- 1-900-OK-FACE
    Sun Tea- “It doesn’t meter Brian, I’m over it!!” “over what?” “ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT” – Hilarious!!

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    darth scranton Says:

    Retreat to Move forward:

    Jack’s psych-up speech, ending with “Just do it! Is it in you? I’m lovin’ it!”

    Liz’s psych-up speech, “Stop sweating you idiot! What is wrong with you? YOU STUPID BITCH!”

    Liz (as Slingblade): “I sure do love dem french-fried potaters.”
    Jenna: “No you don’t, Oprah.”

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    al Says:

    Jack and Liz’s “hug plane”

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    Jamie Says:

    Kenneth’s Party – Season 2 episode 5 Greenzo (about 16:30)

    Liz and Jenna’s opinions of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama/Jenna on Hardball – Season 1 episode 15 Hard Ball (08:45 and 12:30)

    Jack and Tracy’s therepy session – season 2 episode 4 Rosemary’s Baby (about 13:15)

    Liz scoffing the sandwich – season 2 episode 14 Sandwich Day (about 18:45)

    Liz fighting Tracy’s dog – Season 4 episode 18 Khonani (about 18:15)

    Kenneth’s drunken rant – Season 4 episode 22 I Do Do (about 20:20)

    Tracy talking about John McCain’s running mate – Season 4 episode 20 The Moms (about 2:15)

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    Nicole Says:

    Goodness… how to choose/narrow it all down! Well, here a couple:

    Liz at dinner with Jack, “Are these chips or potpourri? Because I’m gonna eat them……. These are not chips.” – Season 3 Gavin Volure

    Liz drinking a bunch and preparing to pee in one of Brian’s vases – Season 4 Sun Tea

    Liz’s reaction after Dr. Drew Baird says he loves to bake… “I want to go to there.” – Season 3 Generalissimo

    “The Hair,” asking Liz out. “Because it would be fun… and you seem cool.” “What?” – Season 1 The Head and The Hair

    Liz having her physical with Dr. Rachel Dratch… the part where she keeps saying no to Dratch’s questions, the part where she says “she IS eating a lot!” and the part where she finally breaks down and starts tearing up like a little kid <3 – Season 2… Cooter, I think? One of those last few episodes…

    Liz taking her vest off at Gerhardt’s bday party, “I didn’t know I was coming to this tonight” – Season 1 Black Tie

    “Everyone can..” “Hear you and see you, yes.” “Son of a… MOTHER!” – Season 1 The Aftermath

    Liz to Gretchen “But, if it helps you, I would let you… do stuff… to me.” – Season 1 Blind Date

    Jack in the hospital “My mouth tastes like purple.” “How’s the Dow doing?” – Season 1 Hiatus

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    Alison Says:

    3.09 – Retreat to Move Forward
    Originally Aired: January 22, 2009
    Written by: Tami Sagher
    Directed by: Steve Buscemi

    Summary:
    JACK DONAGHY (ALEC BALDWIN) ROPES LIZ LEMON (TINA FEY) INTO ACCOMPANYING HIM ON A BUSINESS RETREAT, WHILE JENNA MARONEY (JANE KRAKOWSKI) DECIDES TO TAKE A METHOD APPROACH TO BECOMING JANIS JOPLIN
    Jack (Baldwin) is nervous about the corporate retreat, so he recruits Liz (Fey) to accompany him for support. Meanwhile, Jenna (Krakowski) ends up at the mercy of Frank (Judah Friedlander) when she decides she needs to implore method acting to prepare for her Janis Joplin role, and Kenneth (Jack McBrayer) must convince Tracy (Tracy Morgan) that diabetes is affected by his diet. Also starring Katrina Bowden and Keith Powell. Chris Parnell guest stars.

    The best scenes are when Kenneth scares Tracy into eating his vegetables after telling him about the Hill Witch:
    Kenneth: Ok, Mr. Jordan. Whatever you like… I hope you don’t get eaten by the Hill Witch. Hmmm, what’s that?
    Tracy: I didn’t say anything.
    Kenneth: Oh you want to hear tell about the Hill Witch. My Nema, saw her once taking away a boy who wouldn’t eat his vegetables. She’s a shriveled crone, 1000 years old. One look turns you to stone. Then she gorges on your living brain.
    Tracy: Through the stone?

    And the other is when Liz takes the lego train and goes: “Sorry I dropped it while I was pretending it was my penis. Ro-bot Pe-nis!” in a robot voice : )

    I was in TEARS first time I watched this episode. So was my dad.

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    Lauren H. Says:

    There are so many!

    -”Pilot” when Liz buys all the Hot Dogs

    -”Jack-tor” When Jack is having a panic attack the night before the show, and Liz snaps him out of it.

    -Up All night” When she meets Floyd, and Where she pulls out a Southern accent to make a point with help of Designing women.

    -”The Fighting Irish” when Jack’s sister (Molly Shannon) punches Liz.

    -”Cleveland”- The Cleveland Song

    -”Rosemary’s Baby” Rosemary’s apartment

    -”Sandwich Day” Choosing the sub over Floyd

    -”Floyd” When Kenneth is distracting Jenna and Tracy and says something about “if my grandpa had never been on that train he never would have met my grandmother…….s murderer.”

    -”Greenzo”- the clips of Kenneths’s past parties… including him and Liz dancing to werewolf barmitzvah.

    -”Gavin Volure”- The capture of Gavin with Tracy’s body double/ sex doll

    -”Generalissimo”- when Drew finds the roofies, and his mail in Liz’s apartment

    -”The One’s” when Liz is singing about night cheese whilst in her snuggie.

    -”Anna Howard Shaw Day” when Floyd, Dennis, and Drew are dressed like the nurses and say “Don Cheadle on a bed of rice”

    -”Black Light Attack” When Jack turns the black light on Liz.

    -”Kidney Now” the kidney song.

    -Any scene with Wesley Snipes!!!

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    I'm going to become wonderful! Says:

    Hard to select from a bounty, but that means they can’t go wrong.

    Whatever they do they have to show Liz on the toilet, i can see it now, an audience of black-tie hoi-polloi, they show that clip and cut to Tina, and she’ll cover her face and shake her head or mouth “I’m sorry mom” or lift her brow & lower her lids and nod assuredly & affirmatively at the camera or something.

    Here’s an idea for the start and end of the clip package, start with Liz on the ground after getting decked by Jack’s sister, glasses askew and woozily telling Jack “I want you to punch your sister in the face” from near the end of The Fighting Irish and end with the very end of Hiatus:

    (Jack in hospital bed hooked-up to machines)

    Liz: So I’m your emergency contact huh?
    Jack: You are the only person I know who wouldn’t hesitate to pull the plug.

    Jack: Honestly, I no longer think you are doing a terrible job and I am very proud of you.
    Liz: Thanks Jack! I’m going to pull the plug now!
    Jack: (objecting) Whoa!
    Liz: (playfully upon fade-out) Just let me do it!

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    pythiaprophet Says:

    Succession- “Who has two thumbs…” , Business Drunk part when she’s dancing at Devon’s Party and the entire Amadeus part.

    Tracy Does Conon-The Part where she runs back and forth between Jack and Tracy and ‘Blue Man’

    Apollo,Apollo-Urban Singles

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    (Silent SN)ACKBAR Says:

    I’m with Rotem. The “IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!” scene from “Sun Tea.”

    And Liz crying with her mouth in “Dealbreakers Talk Show.” “This is how I cry now ever since you made me get that off-brand eye surgery!”

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    Lakeesha Gutierrez Arafat Says:

    I don’t remember seeing this post when it was first published, but congrats to you for your effort! I can’t wait to watch the ceremony tonight.

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