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		<title>Donaghy Files &#8211; Superbowl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack needs to find a super bowl half time performer.  You can also get full versions of the songs here.  I want to put these songs in my ears every day!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jack needs to find a super bowl half time performer.  You can also get full versions of the <a href="http://www.nbc.com/30-rock/video/sh*t-liz-lemon-says/1381121?auto=true">songs here</a>.  I want to put these songs in my ears every day!</p>
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		<title>6.05 &#8211; Today You Are A Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally Aired: February 2, 2012 Written by: Directed by: Summary: LIZ AND JACK GO HEAD-TO-HEAD OVER HER CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS, WHILE KENNETH SWITCHES PAGE ASSIGNMENTS. SUZE ORMAN GUEST STARS. Liz uses Jacks own playbook to handle her contract negotiations, while Kenneth takes a new page assignment after feeling slighted by his TGS coworkers. Tracy and Jenna [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Summary: </strong></p>
<p>LIZ AND JACK GO HEAD-TO-HEAD OVER HER CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS, WHILE  KENNETH SWITCHES PAGE ASSIGNMENTS. SUZE ORMAN GUEST STARS. Liz uses  Jacks own playbook to handle her contract negotiations, while Kenneth  takes a new page assignment after feeling slighted by his TGS coworkers.  Tracy and Jenna are hired as entertainment for their accountant&#8217;s son&#8217;s  bar mitzvah.</p>
<p><strong>Promotional Pictures: <a href="http://pregnantcornbread.com/episode-pictures/pics-605-today-you-are-a-man">High Quality</a><br />
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<p><a href="http://pregnantcornbread.com/episodes/604-ballad-of-kenneth-parcell">«6.04 &#8211; Ballad of Kenneth Parcell<br />
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<p><a href="http://pregnantcornbread.com/episodes/606-607-hey-baby-whats-wrong">6.06 &amp; 6.07 &#8211; Hey Baby What&#8217;s Wrong?»</a></p>
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		<title>New Episode Tonight!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just like every Thursday night for the rest of the Season, 30 Rock is all new tonight!!  Check out the episode page, pictures and even a sneak peak from tonight&#8217;s episode while you wait!  Then afterwards check back here for discussion!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just like every Thursday night for the rest of the Season, 30 Rock is all new tonight!!  Check out the <a href="http://pregnantcornbread.com/episodes/605-today-you-are-a-man">episode page</a>, <a href="http://pregnantcornbread.com/episode-pictures/pics-605-today-you-are-a-man">pictures</a> and even a <a href="http://www.spoilertv.com/2012/01/30-rock-episode-605-today-you-are-man.html" target="_blank">sneak peak</a> from tonight&#8217;s episode while you wait!  Then afterwards check back here for discussion!</p>
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		<title>Tina&#8217;s Garnier Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tina is the new spokes person for Garnier.  Make sense since she&#8217;s so beautiful.  But she looks great in this commercial!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tina is the new spokes person for Garnier.  Make sense since she&#8217;s so beautiful.  But she looks great in this commercial!</p>
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		<title>SAG Award 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 07:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alec Baldwin won his 6th consecutive SAG Award for playing Jack Donaghy.  He now hold the record for number of SAG Awards by an individual and has won this category for 1/3rd of the existence of the SAGs.  Tina lost to Betty White again.  It&#8217;s hard to get annoyed with a beloved 90 year old [...]]]></description>
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<p>Alec Baldwin won his 6th consecutive SAG Award for playing Jack Donaghy.  He now hold the record for number of SAG Awards by an individual and has won this category for 1/3rd of the existence of the SAGs.  Tina lost to Betty White again.  It&#8217;s hard to get annoyed with a beloved 90 year old actress but it&#8217;s getting pretty close.  Modern Family defeated 30 Rock to take home best ensemble.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll have more pictures videos and interviews up soon!</p>
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		<title>St. Patricks Day Set Photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some set photos from what looks like a very green episode of 30 Rock! Warning: Spoilers and guest stars in the photos.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are some set photos from what looks like a <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2092436/Tina-Fey-channels-inner-Incredible-Hulk-huge-fake-hands-set-30-Rock.html?ito=feeds-newsxml">very green episode of 30 Rock!</a> Warning: Spoilers and guest stars in the photos.</p>
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		<title>6.04 &#8211; The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 03:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally Aired: January 26, 2012 Written by: Matt Hubbard Directed by: Jeff Richmond Summary: JACK (ALEC BALDWIN) TRIES TO IMPRESS HANK HOOPER (KEN HOWARD) WITH HIS COST-CUTTING TECHNIQUES BY ELIMINATING THE PAGE PROGRAM AND LIZ (TINA FEY) SEARCHES FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND. Liz (Tina Fey) is appalled when she finds out Jenna (Jane Krakowski) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Originally Aired:</strong> January 26, 2012<strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>Written by: </strong>Matt Hubbard<br />
<strong>Directed by: </strong>Jeff Richmond<strong><br />
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<p><strong>Summary: </strong></p>
<p>JACK (ALEC BALDWIN) TRIES TO IMPRESS HANK HOOPER (KEN HOWARD) WITH HIS  COST-CUTTING TECHNIQUES BY ELIMINATING THE PAGE PROGRAM AND LIZ (TINA  FEY) SEARCHES FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND. Liz (Tina Fey) is appalled when she  finds out Jenna (Jane Krakowski) has betrayed their friendship for the  sake of fame, so she goes on a mission to find a new best friend. Tracy  (Tracy Morgan) contemplates mortality as Dotcom (Kevin Brown) and Grizz  (Grizz Chapman) scramble to show him that life is still worth living.  Meanwhile Jack is humiliated when a “businessversary” gift meant for  Hank is sent to the wrong floor.</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Andy Samberg:</strong> What?  Tomorrow is Martin Luther King Day?<br />
<strong>Emma Stone:</strong> Yeah and neither of us have dates.<br />
<strong>Andy:</strong> Too bad we’re just platonic friends.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Emma:</strong> In the words of Martin Luther King, I just gotta go for it.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Nick Cannon:</strong> You’re a white supremacist?!<br />
<strong>Jenna:</strong> All I want is one extraordinary moment.<br />
<strong>Nick Cannon:</strong> Sounds like you have a dream.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Trailer:</strong> Somewhere between black and white!  … is love and stuff.  Martin Luther King Day.  Got MLK?  (Rated NW.  Not Written.)</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Lemon, I’m sorry but Jenna has become a huge star for this network.  She’s bigger than Maulik Pancholy on Whitney.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> A couple months ago she cut off my pony tail because she was jealous of the attention I was getting… on my own birthday.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> But, and I will never say this again, you have a unique power.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Besides the greatest power of all.  The ability to gestate life?<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> Of course, Lemon, that’s why the president is always a new mom.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> I like to keep boss Liz and Friend Liz separate because Boss Liz is all “Paperwork paperwork!” but Friend Liz is like “My feet hurt, I’m staying in tonight.”</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> I was in Washington yesterday reviewing satellite images of Avery in North Korea.  For what it’s worth, CIA analysts have confirmed she’s keeping it tight.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> I learned the house shut down its page program with texting and email.  A multibillion dollar system of pleasure slaves it no longer needed.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> We need the pages, especially Kenneth.  He uh… well he uh… He always scratches that weird part of my back I can’t reach.  Unless… Oh that’s the business!  Now who’s in charge winter dryness!?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> He’s difficult to read.  Much like that memoir Reagan wrote the week before he died.  It’s uh…scattered.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Now I think we’re talking about your thing.  You tricked me!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tracy:</strong> Wait what is this?  Give to charity.  Please no present?<br />
<strong>Dot Com:</strong> Yeah that’s what you told me to put on the card.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> No Dot Com!  I said “Give to charity?  Please no.  Presents!”</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Dot Com:</strong> You already have everything.  I mean you just bought Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s bones and he’s not even dead!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> Sure I love light chit chat.  Did you hear about how my fecalist murdered my Kabalaist?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> What are those?!<br />
<strong>Jenna:</strong> Leeches.  They’re good for your skin.  And I’ve lost tons of blood weight.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Remember the pact we made back in Chicago?<br />
[Flashback]<br />
Jenna: Liz, if I become famous will you tell me if I start acting weird.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Definitely.  And will you do the same for me?<br />
<strong>Jenna:</strong> [laughs] You famous?  That’s hilarious.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Flyer:</strong> Are you there God, it’s me, Improv?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> Demi Moore does it.  Plus it makes PETA furious.  And if PETA doesn’t love you or hate you, you’re a nobody.  Like a soldier or a teacher.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> You know with my fecalist in jail I can eat whatever I today.  Maybe we could go to Outback.<br />
Liz: I’m going to call ahead and make sure we’re in Daryl’s section.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tracy:</strong> Who am I?  What does it all mean?<br />
<strong>Dot Com:</strong> Tracy I hate seeing you like this.  Sitting in here listening to your depressed thoughts CD?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tracy:</strong> Do you remember Celia’s bakery in the Bronx?  It was on the corner of Malcolm X Boulevard and Guy who shot Malcolm X Boulevard?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Dot Com:</strong> I wanted for nothing as a child, but that brings its own challenges.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> Shut up, Dot Com.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Dot Com:</strong> Hang on Tray, you’ve got a family.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> Great!  Another think I’ve already got!  Thanks for making this situation worse.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> Should we get another one?<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> If you eat four you get a t-shirt.  So one more and that’s two t-shirts.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> It’s like I’m in a cage.  And not the fun kind where you dance while USC football recruits throw hot coins at you.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> [Pretending to be Jenna] Naturally.  Always.  I’m from Tampa Florida!<br />
<strong>PETA:</strong> Leech abuser!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> Nice try PETA Bitches!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> Make sure you get the Outback sign in the shot or I don’t get paid.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> I have good news and I have bad news.  The bad news is I’m shutting down the page program.  The good news is for a different group of people.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kenneth:</strong> You’re just going to automate us?  Excuse me sir but this reminds me of the tale of John Henry.  [sings] Now gather round friends I’ve got…<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> We all know about John Henry, Kenneth.  It’s just a story.<br />
<strong>Kenneth:</strong> Well then I know about another story that turned out to be true.  It’s about a virgin who gave birth to a man who had some funny ideas.  That virgin was my sister.  And her son Lyle has a learning disability.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> I couldn’t be photographed with paint on my, I’d look like you right now</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> How did I even become friends with someone like you?<br />
<strong>Jenna:</strong> If I remember correctly, Elizabeth, we became friends because I felt bad for you standing alone at that party like a looser.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Yeah because I really wanted to talk to their girl who was wrestling in the kiddie pool full of lube.<br />
<strong>Jenna:</strong> Well what were you even doing at that bachelor party?<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Derek thought I was a guy and I didn’t want to ruin what was happening between us.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Guess what?  The back of your neck does look weird.<br />
<strong>Jenna:</strong> Why would you say that?  You know I can’t see it!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> I have real friends now!  Celebrity friends who understand what I’m going through.  You see Charlie from Charlie bit my finger and Knob Kardashian just texted me.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Well I have a new bestie too.  Her name is something cool like Sam and she does web design, maybe, and I haven’t met her yet.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Look out, New York.  Liz Lemon is 41, covered in red paint and looking for a new best friend!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kenneth:</strong> Think of all the famous people who started out as pages!  Steve Allen, Regis Philbin, Ted Bundy, Richard Ramirez, John Wayne Gacy&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kenneth:</strong> Who will give the NBC tours?  No machine could replace<br />
[Cut to machine]<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> We’re calling it not Kenneth.<br />
<strong>Kenneth:</strong> It’s hard not to take that personally.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kenneth:</strong> Why Jack, why?<br />
<strong>Not Kenneth:</strong> Why Jack Why is a 2002 episode of Will &amp; Grace in which Jack (Sean Hayes) chooses between two YMCA featuring guest star…<br />
<strong>Kenneth:</strong> Daniel Day Lewis as gay bench press guy!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Hey Sue, what are you up to tonight?<br />
<strong>Sue:</strong> I’m not working late again!  Why don’t you write the show yourself?  You take all the credit anyway!  I hope you dream of your death!<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> I just wondering if you wanted to go to a movie.<br />
<strong>Sue:</strong> Oh I cant… I have to… work late.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Hey Hank.  I didn’t think I was going to see you until dinner tonight.<br />
<strong>Hank:</strong> Whatever.  I don’t even know if I’m coming.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Hank:</strong> I bought this company a year ago today.  Now maybe I’m old fashioned but where I come from anniversaries mean something.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> Of course I remembered our businessversary.  I sent a gift.<br />
<strong>Hank:</strong> Oh really?  Was it invisible?!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Hank:</strong> I drove all the way up from Philadelphia listening to Garrison Keillor and just getting psyched for a fun day.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Hey how does an adult make new friends?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Not Kenneth:</strong> TGS is a popular sketch show known for its popular characters like… Error.  Error.  Error.  Error.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Stop!  Nerds, stop!  Stop what you are doing immediately.  Toofer put that glass down, that scotch fountain was obviously not meant for you.  Philly Phenatic, get away form him.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Philly Phanatic</strong>: Please help me.  I’m an undersea king.  I must prevent my daughter’s marriage to the squid lord.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> None of this was meant for you.  That should have been obvious since a gift for me would suggest you’re producing good work.  Which, let me be clear, you are not.<br />
[Cut to sketch]<br />
<strong>Jenna:</strong> Lance Edo!  You’re out of order!<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> Line!<br />
[Wall falls]</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Well somebody made a mistake.  A dumb mistake.  And it wasn’t the Pages and it wasn’t the computer…<br />
<strong>Frank:</strong> Ha!  It was Jack!  Guys, Jack makes dumb mistakes.  He’s just like us.<br />
<strong>Lutz:</strong> He’s not better than I am.  He’s just got a suit!<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> No no!  I am better than you, Lutz.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Toofer:</strong> You look scared.  Like Lutz on an elevator.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> I called the Paps service, they sent Lester.  Nobody uses him.<br />
<strong>Charlie:</strong> Ugh, I’d like to bite his finger.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Oh no you went there.  Man do my feet hurt in heels sometimes.  And other things that women talk about.<br />
<strong>“Samantha”:</strong> Can we help you?<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> I’m sorry, I’m just trying to make a new best firend.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> How did you guys meet each other?<br />
<strong>“Carrie”:</strong> We were at Karaoke.  And we all picked the same song.  And when the song was called, we all went up.  And everyone was like “what?”  And then we were like “WHAT YOU WANT!  BABY I GOT IT!”<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Shut up!  That’s horrible!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Where does Liz Lemon go when she’s out on the town?  To the Barnes &amp; Noble bathroom!<br />
<strong>Amy:</strong> Occupied, god!<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> I know it is!  [quietly] By my new best friend.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Hank:</strong> That Jenna Maroney sure is a hoot.  I didn’t much care for Mr. Socko.  In my day, socks just kept their mouth shut.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Hank:</strong> Are these two very ill children saying you messed up the delivery?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Frank:</strong> Hey we all make mistakes, like farting when you’re talking to three people.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Hank:</strong> A mistake a man does like going to war without a reason or executing a simpleton.  What Jack did was a whoopsie daisy like a baby or a women would do.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> It wasn’t me it was the machines!  Tell them it wasn’t my fault!<br />
<strong>Not Kenneth:</strong> My Fault.  A short lived NBC game show where homeless people win money by admitting to crimes.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Damn you!<br />
<strong>Not Kenneth:</strong> Dam U.  A beaver goes to college in this 1987 animated…</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Amy:</strong> Ugh I hate it when they put the movie poster on the cover of the book that the movie was based on.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Let me imagine what Peeta Melark looks like and now his arms smell of bread.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> I don’t trust sushi, Mexican give me gas, and I already had a Blooming Onion today.<br />
<strong>Amy:</strong> Me too.  Also Ethiopian is out because I don’t want to see a man with a beard eat with his hands.  And nothing family style.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Ugh, why is family a selling point?  Look at the state of the American family.<br />
<strong>Amy:</strong> Not something we’ll ever have to worry about at our age.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> I saw a headline about those amoebas that eat your brain but I didn’t read the article.<br />
<strong>Amy:</strong> You didn’t have time, our lives are half over.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Our mothers lied to us!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[Biker goes by]<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> A bike is a vehicle!<br />
<strong>Amy:</strong> You can’t ride a bike on the sidewalk!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> Hanging out with me is awful.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> No you’re supposed to be so vacant and self-absorbed that you let me vent without piling it on.  I need Jenna!<br />
<strong>Amy:</strong> I need Stephy!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Dot Com:</strong> I found something for you to live for.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> I already have a room full of black women.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Celia:</strong> We’re all sleeping with Carl cause he has the most puzzles.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tracy: </strong>I was very upset when you put no presents on my invitations.<strong><br />
Dot Com:</strong> That’s what this was about?  Why didn’t you just tell us in the dressing room?<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> Because showing is better than telling.  And my schedule was light this week.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> I need someone who has so little going on in her life she lets me get all the attention.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> And I need someone in my life who doesn’t listen to a word I say.<br />
<strong>Jenna:</strong> Thank you, I just got it cut!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> I was wrong.  I do need you.<br />
<strong>Kenneth:</strong> You had me at “I was wrong, I do need.”</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> No machine can ever be the human wastebasket I dump my stupid mistakes into.<br />
<strong>Kenneth:</strong> Dump, sir.  Dump all over me!<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> You thumb with a wig!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Hank:</strong> Good job, Jack.  Blame it on an albino.  Classic, cause it works.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tracy:</strong> I can never replace you guys.  I love you, presents!</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ratings: 3.98 Million Viewers.  1.9/5 in the 18-48 Demo.<br />
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally Aired: January 26, 2012 Written by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Beth McCarthy Miller Summary: JACK DONAGHY&#8217;S (ALEC BALDWIN) NEMESIS, DEVIN BANKS (GUEST STAR WILL ARNETT), RETURNS WITH BLACKMAIL. KELSEY GRAMMER, JAMES MARSDEN AND DENISE RICHARDS ALSO GUEST STAR. Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) challenges Liz (Tina Fey) by leading his own protest in defense of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Originally Aired:</strong> January 26, 2012<strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>Written by: </strong>Robert Carlock<br />
<strong>Directed by: </strong>Beth McCarthy Miller<strong><br />
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<p><strong>Summary: </strong>JACK DONAGHY&#8217;S (ALEC BALDWIN) NEMESIS, DEVIN BANKS  (GUEST STAR WILL ARNETT), RETURNS WITH BLACKMAIL. KELSEY GRAMMER, JAMES  MARSDEN AND DENISE RICHARDS ALSO GUEST STAR.<br />
Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) challenges Liz (Tina Fey) by leading his own  protest in defense of idiots everywhere. Jack (Alec Baldwin) faces off  with Devin Banks (Will Arnett) yet again, but still finds time to  interfere with Liz’s relationship by giving Criss (James Marsden) an  ultimatum.</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> They’re still mad?  We sent Elton and David a honey baked ham.  What more do they want?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Criss:</strong> How fresh is that dog?  Yesterday that was the face, feet and colon of a pig.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> It’s not me, it’s him!  I didn’t want him to lecture me about how you don’t have a job and how your name is spelled wrong, or how you went to Wesleyan.<br />
<strong>Criss:</strong> Wesleyan is the Harvard of central Connecticut.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Yale is the Harvard of central Connecticut.<br />
<strong>Criss:</strong> You had that locked and loaded.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Criss: </strong>Like you’re so perfect.<strong><br />
Liz: </strong>Let’s not do this.<strong><br />
Criss:</strong> You don’t say “Cholesterol correctly.”<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Chloresterol.<br />
<strong>Criss:</strong> You’re a 41 year old woman who cheats at board games.  You don’t use tab closures on cereal boxes.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness you are living in a fantasy world, pal.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Criss:</strong> Forget it.  This is a good day, Liz.  I’m going to be in the park meditating.  What would Jack say about that?<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> He’d say “Good god, Lemon.”<br />
<strong>Criss:</strong> Locked and loaded…</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> [Jack voice] Good god, Lemon.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> I’ll have you know the last man who wore jeans in this office was named Theodore Wrangler.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Devon:</strong> Do you know what comes up on my phone when you call.  [Shirtless picture of young Jack.]<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> Where did you get that?  The only copy of that photograph is in Stephanie Seymour’s safety deposit box.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> The news cycle is done with Tracy.  They’ve moved on to a story about teenagers huffing other teenagers.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Tracy’s apology has been accepted by GLAAD and I don’t even know what organization you’re here representing.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> We’re new.  We’re called Peen.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> And what is that an acronym for?<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> Acronym?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Devon:</strong> That little Tracy Jordan gem that I leaked last night was just the tip of the iceberg.  And NBC is the Titanic.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> The highest grossing movie of all time?<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> The boat!  Not the movie!  The boat!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Devon:</strong> Is this the one about how Asians act in the subway?  I know I almost threw up the first time I heard it.  Oh this one’s fun.  Starts off as a joke about our first Mexican president… and ends up as just a rank against women.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Devon:</strong> I’ve given up trying to beat you in the boardroom.  But there are still things I can make you do.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> Alright you can watch me in the shower but no touching.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> No touching just makes it hotter.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Devon: </strong>I want you to get triplets into preschool…at St. Matthew’s.<strong><br />
Jack:</strong> Banks.  That’s impossible.  Just last year they rejected one of St. Matthew’s actual descendants.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> I know.  I heard that during her interview she turned the class hamster into a dove.  Good luck.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kelsey:</strong> Pick up the mercury with the tape.  Bag it and seal the bags.  We’ll drive everything out to the meadow lands and roll the car into a swamp.  We should take two calls.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kelsey:</strong> You didn’t tell me he was alive!<br />
<strong>Jenna:</strong> Well of course he is.  Pete’s our friend, Kelsey.<br />
<strong>Kelsey:</strong> Damn it!  No names!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> We don’t want him to die.  But more importantly, we don’t want to be blamed for what happened to him.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kelsey:</strong> It’s been five hours since he pressed and elevator button.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Kelsey Grammer IS Abraham Lincoln.  Free show!  Mandatory!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tracy:</strong> Since its founding early this afternoon, the National Association for Zero Intolerance, or NAZI…we should change that.<br />
<strong>Denise Richards:</strong> It’s fine.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> I’ve been calling your cell all day.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> My ring tone is the Chicken dance.  If I answer it I won’t hear the whole song.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tracy:</strong> Is there anything you’d like to add?<br />
<strong>Denise Richards:</strong> These microphones look like black ice cream cones.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> Thank you all for coming out.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> You can’t tear up my checksm Criss.  They’re printed on Nixon’s old bedsheets.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Criss:</strong> I don’t understand your relationship with Liz.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> She’s my Subordafriend.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> You’re not going to want to hear this, but I am officially disapproving of you.<br />
<strong>Criss:</strong> I’m sorry, but I really don’t care what you think.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> That’s not how things work around here, Criss-ss.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> You said you won’t ask any more questions about Criss.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> I said I wouldn’t ask <em>you</em> any more questions.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Ugh!  Semantics!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> You had no right to come to my home.  To trick Criss to rearrange my bathroom?!<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> For the better.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Yes, the basket of shells was a nice touch.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> I’m afraid I have bad news.  I just told Criss that I am officially disapproving.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Criss:</strong> I’m sorry, is this guy breaking up with me?<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> Of course you and Criss can still be friends.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Criss:</strong> Ok Liz, I guess you’ve got a choice to make.  You can listen to Jack, we can call it quits and I go back to sleeping on the floor of my uncles mattress store…</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Criss:</strong> Of course I pick you, Criss.  If you would just address… some of the issues that we as a group have been talking about.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Well I have to go get a bunch of gaybies into preschool before we all get sued…</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> So then he says, teeth down there!?<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> Haha!  Good one, Jack!  Tell ya, friendship is the one kind of ship that never sinks!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Man:</strong> Did you know that I’m also on the board of the Manhattan Hospital for Rich Whites and Disseminated Jews?</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Kathy are you ready to come out now?  [Takes box off her head]  There she is!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> And that’s why I’m so thrilled to introduce NBC’s new mascot, Magellica the unicorn.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> It’s wonderous!<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> Indeed.  Back to you, Thomas.<br />
<strong>Thomas:</strong> Ok.  We now return to our coverage of that train derailment in California.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Denise Richards:</strong> Us idiots can do anything we put our minds to.  I played a nucular psychiatrist in a James Bong movie.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> What do I need to do to make this go away?<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> I want you to call my phone so I can hear the Chicken Dance again.<br />
<strong>Denise Richards:</strong> And I want the video for my new single to play on TGS this week.<br />
[Music Video]<br />
<strong>Denise:</strong> La Pascine.  Ja dour la piscine.  Towels, sunscreen, bathing suits.  Davenports and towels.  Those ladders.  Towels.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> Can you make it 60 minutes long?  We’re short this week.<br />
<strong>Denise Richards:</strong> I’ll try to cut it down…</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> I couldn’t find a Lincoln hat.  So I grabbed this chimney sweep hat instead.<br />
<strong>Kelsey :</strong> If anyone notices… we’re dead.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Devon:</strong> Who designed your bathroom?  It’s exquisite.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> I did you son of a bitch!  I’m excellent at rearranging bathrooms.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Our new slogan, “NBC: We have a magical horse?” is testing…ok.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Devon:</strong> All the favors you’ve called in you would have used next year for little Lippy.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> Liddy.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> Is that even a name?  In Brooklyn I know like six Lippys.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Devon:</strong> You just mortgaged your daughter’s future to get out of a little jam at work.  My mommy and me group would really judge your parenting.  Specially Lippys mother.  Which Lippy?  Lippy D.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kelsey:</strong> Well hello there.  Welcome to the White House…<br />
<strong>Lutz:</strong> What’s with that hat?<br />
<strong>Kenneth:</strong> Oh I think it looks very authentic!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> [reading apology] Whaaazup!  Yeah baby!  I’m here today to apologize for my earlier comments.  I used an offensive term to describe a group people who made America the great… continent… that it is today.  These kick ass people have given the world countless bodacious things.  Like the Birther Movement.  Intelligent Design.  Water parks.  No.  I will not endorse water parks.  They’re a cesspool of disase and people boo you when you walk back down the stairs.  You know what you people have given to the world?  Girls Gone Wild.  The Golden Globes.  Cans that tell you how cold beer is.  Florida.  Bratz Dolls.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> Oh I get it.  She’s naming awesome things.<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> No listen to me.  Because of you there may be an Entourage movie.<br />
<strong>Crowd:</strong> Turtle Turtle Turtle!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Liz:</strong> You should know better.  But no, you’re just going to keep on riding motorcycles, having unprotected sex and voting again free healthcare.  You will make the same destructive decisions over and over again and you’ll never be happy.  And you’re jaw will hurt all the time.<br />
<strong>Criss:</strong> Oh look at you little wiener dog.   You just need a little mustard on you like that… and little buns like that!<br />
<strong>Liz:</strong> No one will make you Deutch pancakes.  Or smell of hotdog water and onion when you come home.  Or let you break out of jail when you play Monopoly.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Denise Richards:</strong> Want to make out?<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> No thank you.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kelsey:</strong> Hot crowd.  We only have a minute before I have to go back out there.  Act 2 is a play within a play.<br />
<strong>Kenneth:</strong> It’s funny, in school all you learn about Abraham Lincoln is that he was a gay alcoholic.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kelsey:</strong> I have to get back into character… HIT ME IN THE FACE!!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tracy:</strong> You know what… I forgot to press a floor again.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> In a lot of ways you and I have similar upbringings.  Terrible schools, broken homes.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> Thinking basketball was the ticket out.  Being wrong.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> At some paths diverged.  I went off to Princeton, business school, GE and beyond.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> And look at me.  I spent all day creating a movement just to get back at Liz Lemon.  Haha I said creating a movement.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> The point is excellence can come from anywhere.<br />
<strong>Tracy:</strong> Same with stupidity.  In this country anyone can be the next Jack Donaghy.  Or the next Denise Richards.<br />
<strong>Denise Richards:</strong> [in elevator] This room… is moving.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Where did you go to school, Devon?<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> I had the best education in the world.  Private Kindergarten where I got straight check marks.  Experiential boarding school in Carmel where the students teach the students and the teachers teach animals.  A year abroad on an all-male catamaran.  Then on to Northwestern were I majored in confidence.  I had every educational advantage, Jack.  Just like my children will.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> But I beat you.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> What?<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> I beat you.  I came from nothing, but I caught up and I crushed you.  Just like Liddys going to crush your sons.  She’s already sorting objects by shape and color.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> At 11 months? I don’t think so.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> She can count 10 if you say seven for her.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> She gets 5 and 9?<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> She can say 5 words.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> So?<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> … In Mandarin! They put her with the toddlers in singing and clapping class at fun factory.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> She’s in orange group?<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> She’s already out of Piaget’s sensory motor stage.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> That’s impossible.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> She scored a 62 on the object permanence matrix.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> But that’s an adult score.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> And did I mention, she’s already suing the potty.<br />
<strong>Devon:</strong> Surely just for wee wee.<br />
<strong>Jack:</strong> See you in 30 years, Banks.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> Alright.  I’m putting you on probationary approval.<br />
<strong>Criss:</strong> Ok I don’t really care.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jack:</strong> If a poor boy from Boston can become me, then maybe you can become a suitable sex partner for Liz Lemon.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Pete:</strong> Kelsey Grammer!  Kelsey Grammer did this to me!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kelsey:</strong> Here’s to another successful operation by the Best Friends Gang!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Jenna:</strong> Hang on.  I didn’t notice before with all the excitement.  But I look incredibly beautiful!</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kenneth:</strong> The bulb wasn’t even broken?  None of this was necessary!  [They laugh]</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kelsey:</strong> I know I’ve been successfully assassinated.  But I have one last thing to tell my country… Blackbeard’s gold is buried in…[dies]  I am a ghost now.  Leaving behind my earthly possessions.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong>Kelsey:</strong> I know that future generations will forge a stronger country.  And that someday America will be a place…where everybody knows your name.</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ratings: 3.82 Million Viewers.  1.6/9 In the 18-49 Demo.<br />
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right 30 Rock airs 2 all new episodes this evening.  First 6.03 &#8211; Idiots Are People Three airs at 8:00/7:00 central then 6.04 &#8211; The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell airs after a new Parks and Rec at 9:00/8:00 central.  Tune in for both!!! Also check out this video for Sh*t Lemon Says.  It&#8217;s pretty [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s right 30 Rock airs 2 all new episodes this evening.  First <a href="http://pregnantcornbread.com/episodes/603-idiots-are-people-three">6.03 &#8211; Idiots Are People Three</a> airs at 8:00/7:00 central then <a href="http://pregnantcornbread.com/episodes/604-ballad-of-kenneth-parcell">6.04 &#8211; The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell</a> airs after a new Parks and Rec at 9:00/8:00 central.  Tune in for both!!!</p>
<p>Also check out this video for Sh*t Lemon Says.  It&#8217;s pretty excellent.</p>
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		<title>6.03/6.04 Sneak Peaks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are sneak peaks from this Thursday&#8217;s TWO episodes!  Remember one airs at 8/7c and one airs at 9/8c!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are sneak peaks from this Thursday&#8217;s TWO episodes!  Remember one airs at 8/7c and one airs at 9/8c!</p>
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