Kenneth’s Top 10 Albums
April 15, 2008
EW asked Jack McBrayer to write up Kenneth the Page’s top 10 Albums of all time. And I have to say it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen since MILF Island aired. I don’t know what the best part is? The Golden Girls Theme listed twice, or “Hush Little Baby,” or all of it! I’ll post the text under the break so you don’t have to click though the gallery at EW if you don’t want, but you should definately read the comments Kenneth made about each one. It’ll make your day!
Kenneth the Page’s Top 10 Albums 1. TV LAND PRESENTS: FAVORITE TV THEME SONGS This is the best album ever! I especially love Cynthia Fee’s rendition of ”Thank You for Being a Friend.” 2. TRACY JORDAN’S WHAT WE TALK ABOUT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT LOVE Listening to this album is just like hanging out with Mr. Jordan: It makes me cry and dance! 3. SOOTHING SOUNDS FOR SLEEP This white-noise album makes me feel like a baby again…a baby out in a rain forest! 4. DULCEM TUNES There is truly nothing better to have on your Zune during a Civil War reenactment! 5. E=MC2 The high notes really make my parakeet dance! 6. AUTHENTIC SOUND EFFECTS, VOL. 4 After some glaring missteps on Authentic Sound Effects, Vol. 2, Mr. Holzman has recaptured the magic from Vol. 1. So many versions of ”Boiling Water”! 7. I didn’t list one here, because my family considers 7 an unlucky number. Because of the deadly sins. And days of the week. 8. CERTIFIED HITS Ms. Gayle has hair to brush for days, and ”Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue” always makes me think of the special contact lenses I have to get for Ms. Maroney. 9. USA (UNITED STATE OF ATLANTA) I don’t understand most of the lyrics here, but these guys are from Atlanta! 10. ALL THIS AND HEAVEN TOO So many things to love. For starters, it says heaven right in the title! I also love his rendition of Cynthia Fee’s rendition of ”Thank You for Being a Friend.” Posted in Jack McBrayer |
Various Artists
Tracy Jordan
Hush Little Baby
Colonel Tugbeard Band
Mariah Carey
Keith Holzman
Crystal Gayle
Ying Yang Twins
Andrew Gold
April 15th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
“The high notes make my parakeet dance!”
It looks like Sonny Crocket got better after Lutz ate all his medication.
That was hilarious!